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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car
available: A brand new Ferrari. It is also one of the most
expensive cars in the world, and it cost him $500,000. He takes
it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a
moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The
old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya' got there, sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari.. It cost half a million dollars!"

That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the young dude
proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a
pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to
show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and
within a few seconds, the speedometer reads 120 mph!

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and
suddenly...Whoooooosssshhhhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on Earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young
man asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 150 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more
gas and passes the moped at 175 mph. Whoooooosssshhhhh! He's
feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
old man gaining on him again!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal
and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds
later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari
is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the moped
plows into the back of is Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man
is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh
my Gooodness! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers with his dying breath...

"Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your... side view mirror."

OMG.. that actually brought a tear to my eye... !!!!!

:lmaosmiley: :lmaosmiley:

GOOD CAR JOKE :aarambo: :aarambo: :aarambo:

Good one!