A man walks into a pet shop, looking for a new dog, as his faithful dog of over 10 years just had to be put to sleep.

So he goes up to the counter and says to the man, "Sir, my dog just died last night, and I would like to purchase one". The man at the counter says to him, "You know man, I really think you should buy this hamster here. Trust me, you will never regret it. Really." The man looks at the hamster and sees nothing too exciting about it and wonders what is the salesman's problem. He says to the salesman, "Why the hell would i buy a hamster?"

The salesman replies, "It's a toothless hamster, it is the most amazing thing in the world. Do me a favor. Take it into the back room, and stick it on your you know what..." Shocked, but interested, the man says, "Alright, what the hell, noone is around." So he takes the hamster into the back room, removes his pants, sticks the hamster on his penis, and the hamster proceeds to give him the best blowjob he's ever recieved in his LIFE. The man buys the hamster, excited, and goes home with his new pet.

So he gets there, totally excited and show his wife the toothless hamster. She looks at him and says, "What's so special about a toothless hamster?"

The man says to his wife, "Honey, teach this hamster how to cook and clean. Then get the fuck out."

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